Pat has a unique treatment for the song “The Girl from Ipanema”. Pat had a colonoscopy. Again. Pat’s wife Patty knows how to lay down the line of all lines to end any argument. Songs in this episode: “Summer–The Garden” George Winston (1982) “The Girl from Ipanema” Astrud Gilberto, Stan …
Tina Turner is gone. And a bunch of other people. Old people. Lisa feels badly about feeding her dog kangaroo dog food, initially. Pat shares a one sided phone conversation he overheard. Would you take a free TV if you had to constantly watch commercials on it? And you start …
Pat shows off his vocal range. Why do men hate the phrase “we need to talk”? Lisa doesn’t like children in general. Pat is boycotting the Westminster Dog Show because he feels they are ignoring Springer Spaniels. If a gorilla showed up at Lisa’s front door, she would totally let …
Pat and Lisa think the Jerry Springer show would have been more interesting with super rich people as the guests. Lisa went to Hawaii and threw up. Lisa hates the question “…so…. what are your plans for the day” from complete strangers. Lisa read the bible one time. And Pat …
Pat cannot find anyone who’s croaked to open this episode with. Pat says he cries every day. Pat thinks the HBO show Succession might be the best television show EVER. Lisa needs a serious attitude adjustment, so she’s taking herself to Hawaii. Songs in this episode: “The Homeless Wanderer” …
Pat is furious about the weather. FURIOUS. Lisa thinks everyone should take a driver’s test once a year. Pat recalls an April Fool’s joke he participated in that made the national news. Lisa keeps interrupting Pat’s joke of the day. Songs in this episode: “Whiter Shade of Pale” Procol Harum …
