Your Aura Has a Crack In It

Pat’s aura is cracked, and there is nothing he can do about it. And he also got called “Old Timer”. Lisa piles on and asks Pat why he only has a couple of female character voices that he uses. Pat thinks if a marriage doesn’t last very long, you should …

There’s A Chicken In My Pants

Right? Pat gives a lovely tribute to Seattle’s Tony Ventrella. Lisa shares her favorite Halloween clip from the old show “The Brady Bunch”. Lisa shares how her latest coffee/video call date went. (Hint: Another one down the drain.) And Pat tells a chicken joke. (And it ain’t crossin’ the road…) …

70 in a 60 and 80 in a 70

Pat & Lisa are whining about money again. Pat talks about how much Mitzi Gaynor on the album cover of South Pacific turned him on as a boy.  Can you guess how long the shortest marriage on record lasted? Lisa had an unpleasant encounter with a Trump supporter. Lisa explains …

Let’s Just Say I Murdered Her

Lisa sends Pat a birthday pie. Lisa has a surprise for Pat during this podcast. This upcoming election is creating a LOT of anxiety. Pat has issues in the shower. Laughter padding is a thing. Songs in this episode: “Peter Gunn Theme” Henry Mancini (1958) “Me and Bobby McGee” Janis …

Goodbye Sweet Quince

Lisa says a tearful goodbye to her sweet dog Quince. Pat is still obsessed with a teenage crush and has recently had a friend of his come across her again, and is very scared that he might have to talk to her. Did your parents have cute little words for …

It’s Pronounced SADE

Pat recalls his awkward encounter with Richard Simmons. Lisa is mad at Pat for scaring her by missing an appointment and not calling her. Lisa decides to be the pronunciation sheriff. It’s Lisa’s birthday, and she is annoyed with birthday greetings from the places she does business with – it’s …

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