The Dogs Are Stuck Together Again

Short prayer or bodily fluid? Yep, Pat and Lisa can’t stop talking about ejaculations. And it doesn’t stop there. What about the Celebration of the Circumcision? Is it a fad or a way to show God you’re cool with him? What’s the best way to scam a scammer? Find out …

Take A Load Off

Traveling ain’t easy whether you’re stuck on airplane with a jerk who puts his seat back or on a cruise ship with no working bathroom, but is it really THAT dramatic?  Also, listen as Pat explains to Lisa why you don’t EVER want to screw around with church things, what …

The Oscar Goes To Nobody

Pat and Lisa never talk.  EVER. It’s weird. Except on the podcast.  Slap on your red carpet bling and listen as Jason Valentine joins Pat and Lisa (a first!) to dish on the Oscar’s.  And Lisa updates us on the woman who tried to kick her ass at SeaTac airport! …

My Cheapskate Valentine

Valentine’s Day is not for lovers, it’s for cheapskates.  What flower arrangement is the most popular? (it ain’t red roses, babies!) Also, listen as Pat ruins one of Lisa’s favorite candy addictions. Find out what happens when you THINK you’ve scored some chick’s digits, and well, you really didn’t. Songs …

Baby Makers And Money Makers

Find out how public nudity can be dangerous to your health.  And hey kids – you can print your own guns at home!! Also, if you drink the kool-aid, does that make you a racist?   Songs in this episode: “Song of the Volga Boatmen” / I. Tuhmanov “Leaving on …

Your Name Is Mud

Wanna name your kid Big Baby Jesus? Too bad, find out where it’s against the law to name your kid whatever you want.  And if you want to buy coffee, you can now pay with your face. Also, find out what is hurtling toward our planet this year – the …

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