Your Carrot Is Bent

Pat and Lisa thank the PecPod contributors who gave them money – LOTS of money! Pat witnesses another bicycle accident in front of his house. This one is a doozy! Pat and Patty have a new addition to their household. Pat shares commercials he hates. Songs in this episode “The …

Love To But My Groin Went Out

Pat and Lisa talk about “man colds”. Pat has gone his whole life without being summoned for jury duty… until now. And now he needs an excuse to get out of it. Songs in this episode: “Because of You” Tony Bennett “The Good Life” Tony Bennett “I Left My Heart …

It’s All Pink In There

Pat has a unique treatment for the song “The Girl from Ipanema”. Pat had a colonoscopy. Again. Pat’s wife Patty knows how to lay down the line of all lines to end any argument. Songs in this episode: “Summer–The Garden” George Winston (1982) “The Girl from Ipanema” Astrud Gilberto, Stan …

That Kangaroo Is A Jerk

Tina Turner is gone. And a bunch of other people. Old people. Lisa feels badly about feeding her dog kangaroo dog food, initially. Pat shares a one sided phone conversation he overheard. Would you take a free TV if you had to constantly watch commercials on it? And you start …

Don’t Bring Your Stuff To Work

Pat shows off his vocal range. Why do men hate the phrase “we need to talk”? Lisa doesn’t like children in general. Pat is boycotting the Westminster Dog Show because he feels they are ignoring Springer Spaniels. If a gorilla showed up at Lisa’s front door, she would totally let …

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